There are a series of things you need to accomplish in order to become one of us. Whether or not you will be willing to make these sacrifices is entirely up to your nature:
1. Rid yourself of anything girly. Stock your closet full of sport attire or anything manly or dark colored.
2. Cut down on the make-up. Tomboys don't necessarily care about their appearance. Occasionally some foundation may be worn to cover pimples or acne scars but no bright colored eye-shadow or lip gloss.
3. Just because you're a tomboy doesn't mean you have to smell bad. You can use some fruity smelling shampoo or body wash, or even perfume if you prefer but nothing too strong.
4. Drop the girlie talk. Don't say "like" 10 times in nearly every sentence. Observe some men and try to pick up their slang. If you do this and are lucky enough, they might let you hang around them.
5. Start acting as if you were a guy. Joke around as they would but try to make it real. Men always know when a girl is a natural tomboy and when she's just faking.
6. This task comes along with a lot of self-inflicted pain and it is the main reason girlie girls refuse to convert to being a tomboy. Be rebellious. Go by your own rules. An added perk would be being a dare-devil. Hurt yourself through stunts any chance you get.
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